she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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