What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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