he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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