Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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