Sry I called you an 8
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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