Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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