Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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