Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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