So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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