this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
