Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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