i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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