Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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