No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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