he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
honey bunches of taint.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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