So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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