Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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