i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do plants get herpes?
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