THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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