Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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