This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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