So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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