okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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