Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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