true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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