waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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