I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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