my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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