i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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