She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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