how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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