Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you traded sex for a burrito?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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