by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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