therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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