TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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