I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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