she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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