i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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