that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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