what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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