Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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