i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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