well most of my day revolves around power hour
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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