What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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