so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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