woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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