If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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