god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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