I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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