dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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