did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You work out of a Hotel?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
