Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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