did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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