She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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