I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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